Story time

So this game is basically making up a story. The more people that join the more ridiculous the story becomes. <copy/paste> the part of the story you are adding on to make it easier for other posters.
So here are the rules
1. Addition to the story must be no longer than six words
2. While multiple additions are allowed back to back additions are not. (You may not add to your addition.)
3. Punctuation counts as 1 word.

The Story:
There was once a being who

 

then die alone, end of story.

 

had a rather remarkable power.

 

Given by a

 

She could raise the dead

 

With a wiggle of her eyebrows

 

while shaking her body like a worm.

 

Zombies obeyed her every command

 

And banshees sung of her beauty.

 

While she raised the dead,

 

Flowers bloom when she smile

 

When she saw her master Stalin

 

So did the zombies

 

sing giggle pickle jiggle wiggle

 

And so they danced him down!

 

And raised him from ashes again

 

down to earth is good one

 

must try to understand the dao