The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

This is you, isn't it!

 

I've never understood the three seashells thingy. 1.water 2.soap 3.blowdry???

 

I dunno either and I like not knowing. Gives it a feeling of fascinating horror, don't you think?

 

It is from an amusing Stallone movie called Demolition Man.

Silly and entertaining.

So hard to juggle TP...

 

Joseph C. Gayetty invented the first packaged toilet paper in the United States in 1857. Joseph C. Gayetty is credited as the inventor of modern commercially available toilet paper. "Gayetty’s Medicated Paper" was sold in packages of flat sheets, medicated with aloe and watermarked with his name.

 

oh. i dunno much bout cornhusks. including how much one wieghs

so 1lb is 100 cornhusks? i thought it was like 1.

..its not a joke about mermaids?

one for each nipple and one below

i dont feel like getting a movie to watch. this is clearly a mermaid meme

 

yes but how do you use them?

 

Ok too funny. LMAO but it's not a mermaid meme. Here's a clip. The rest is up to our imagination.

I don't think we're supposed to know.

 

I always thought you were supposed to use it scoop off the residue after your business kind of like what people do with flat top cooking while dual wielding spatulas. The third one is just in case you drop one.
Edit:

 

I treasure my ignorance.

 

Scrap it off? With a shell... I don't think the shell is supposed to go near your delicate bits.

You know the way some public toilets have automatic water, soap and blow dry - is it micky ds that has them? Anyway, this would be like built into the toilet where you press a shell for each action as in soap, water and blow dry? OR water, soap, water?

 

You’ve spent WAY too much time thinking about this.

 

Probably the wine was inspiring?

 

So much that I can't sleep although I'm flagging now.

Yes, I get very contemplative when having a tipple.

 

Well... That's an unusual method.

 

I can literally hear your teeth clench while writing in an upper class British accent.

 

Desperate situations require desperate measures~

 

Ai-chan feels like this video is suitable here.

 

I mean the USA isn't so bad when you consider things some things. I have relatives in other countries and hospitals there are being pressured by the government to play down the death toll from the corona virus. One hospital officer leaked it to the public and now there's out-roar building up.

The hoarders will run out of cash to spend wildly anyhow.

In the USA you can't really falsify numbers too much otherwise the political parties will exploit it prior to election. so far much of the talk here is about containment and getting blood samples from people who recovered to develop a vaccine.

How about using leaves?