Hi, I'm here to help you not being humiliated in your afterlife (if you believe in it). So, did you thought that in stories when MC is killed and regret that he didn't erase his browser history or his hidden files is a joke? It's not. A girl living with her parents close to my house sadly died 10 months ago, didn't knew her but knew her parents a bit. After she died her parents wanted to find maybe some kind of personal diary to help the mourning, so they asked to have her PC session opened, and hooo boy... They found some rather kinky things, like, Really Hardcore things that you can't even find on the usual websites. it seems it is pretty common that parents or husband/wife ask to open the PC of the dead person. I'm not here to judge you (or her) for their fantasms and desire. Do what you want and what you like But you should seriously put "I don't want my PC being opened after my death: crush it, burn it, put it into acid" in your testament, it will help with not tainting your parents memory of you if you died early. (I learned about it because her parents called my grandmother and she often help people who need advices around her).
Have a hard drive that will erase it'd memory of you get the password wrong and make it your favorite porn category whiles the hint is girlfriends bday
Problem is, it's not your parents that open it, it's professional people, you would need some heavy protection that even they couldn't bypass if you want to do that.
It's not that I don't have some stuff I wouldn't want seen, but I do think I have it pretty well hidden away, and then even hidden amongst more 'normal' stuff. Not to mention it's nowhere near 'REALLY HARDCORE', it's just a slightly different opinion. But to answer the question, it depends on when I die. If it's tomorrow or something similar, then I guess I would like to meet a nice, crazy girl, near-yandere loyal to me (as loyal as one, but not as wanting to kill me for anything she dislikes slightly) Anything past one month is too hard to predict if something that'll make you regret not doing will happen. As for if there's actually an afterlife? *Shrugs* Maybe there is, maybe there isn't. If I find out and get access to the internet, I would let you know for a fee.
That's why you don't download anything, try not to bookmark much, and erase all of your history once a month. ...Of course I don't follow any of this as I'm completely pure! *starts cleaning history*
Write, "The real world has begun." All over my walls and shit. Then for my last words I'll tell them that, "It is coming. We are doomed." When they asked what is coming I'll say, "The real reality is coming, soon. Be prepared." Then start shouting bat shit insane stuff like "No, it's not my time. Please don't take me. No, I agreed to sacrifice my loved ones to live, why did you lie?" Then say in a demonic voice with closed eyes. "Death shall come to all mortals, for My lord has decided that the real reality will be happening soon." Then shout death comes to all beings. Die. Then close my eyes pretending I died then I wait till I actually die.
Lol, it certainly helped their mourning since they'll be thinking about all the hardcore stuff they found and will be like..... Our daughter.... Too speechless
Really depends on the time of death It is is soon (like tomorrow or next year) i'd like to have all my HDD to be erased and burned down. If it is in the distant future (like in 10 - 30 years) is to known if, before death, it is true that you can become a sage if you are still a virgin after 40s
They'll probably assume it's the demonic creature fucking with me and they would t be concentrating on the monitors if someone jut got fucking possessed by the so called angel of death or whatever that shit was...
i want to kill myself. Go out my own way. Maybe at the ripe old age of 55. In my note, I will say: "Henry, i fucked your mom. It was a cold winter's night and she wanted some warmth. You're a good friend, but i was weak. Dont worry though, im pretty sure that Cassandra isnt mine. Dave, your sister gave good head. Stacy, i lied, i did post that video online. Also, whoever finds this note...I want you to take my PC and pass down my collection to my sons. I know they'll enjoy them just as much as i did. But...you know, delete the hentai. And the Old men x young white woman gangbang stuff. They dont need to see that. PS. Tell my wife i know she's been fucking our neighbor. Let her know i fogive her. I've been cheating on her for years, so i suppose we're even, right?"