The parody's parody

Congrats fellow Daoist!
You have been nominated and selected for the dating experiment among thousand others.
Please have fun.
If you suffer...just believe it's all fate.
Lol.

 

We need a few more people here there's only three males here and I kinda feel like we are those creeps who hang around trying to kidnap these girls..........
Why has thou added my name I am just an Innocent bystander....
I am the third wheel here......

 

How dare you vote for me....
I selected you for this experiment with good intentions yet you you......

 

Good intentions should be shared.
What's your's is my.
What's mine is yours.


That sounds gay. lol

 

speak for thyself , i'm not a kidnapper and i won't kidnap the one i like lmao

you're a scapegoat ofc

 

ok one more time

how desperate are you?

 

I was asking them the same thing...before they forced me here. That too without any salary!

 

for nuffies ? as many as i can get ...since this is the thread's purpose to begin with