The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

Discussion in 'Community Creations' started by alexfilia, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    I just woke up. o_O Seriously?
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Mornin! So gav wakes up around 6am? Cuz i live at 8- timewise which i think is exactly opposite of 8+ where you are...... its like 6:10 right now
     
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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    is that 6 in the morning or 6 at night? its 9pm over here....is there no one from 5- here?
     
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    Chiiiiiiiii >Daoist Thirteen Bears< >Hero Astral Saber<

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    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    It is PM. but now it is 7:03 now. Im wondering what i have to eat..... no one will be cooking for a week so i might just lose weight due to being too lazy.....(horrifying)

    You think if i dump green tea into a cup of soymilk it'll be tasty..... (and let me survive this ordeal as a meal replacement?)
     
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    Matthew9999 Well-Known Member

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    You never know unless you try. Let us know how it tastes, im curious
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Uhhhh.... i think i failed..... the matcha powder is floating on top and isnt mixing in.... *microwaves it*
     
  9. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    ....if it doesnt smell edible i'd suggest that u fall back on good old instant noodles for dinner
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    here, feed ur mind :X3::D:ROFLMAO::LOL:
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    It tastes like vanilla soymilk going in...... and after swallowing it tastes like the after taste of green tea..... but its warm soymilk and I dont like drinking warm milk =/

    Now.... will i drink it or throw it into the blender with ice to make it cold blended.....
     
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  11. Chiiiiiiiii

    Chiiiiiiiii >Daoist Thirteen Bears< >Hero Astral Saber<

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    If you are in a cold place and have rice, sugar and some sort of milk you could do some sweet rice porridge
     
  12. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    OMG why do u do this to urself?! but yeah go ahead with the blender idea. i wish u success (y)
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    I gave up and shoved it into the freezer.....(pulling out the blender is a hassle) maybe i can eat it like a popsicle tomorrow......

    I found a banana on the table! And dad found the plain oatmeal. *smashes both in a bowl and eats it*

    (It tastes okay....) Day 1 of survival week COMPLETED!
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    o_O
    Man, you guys generally get on while I'm deep asleep, huh.
     
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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    GO. BUY. INSTANT. NOODLES!!
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    or any other ready made food. trust someone who has experience with being stuck alone at home with no one with actual cooking skills present. u won't last. or at the very least, u r gonna be one hungry person by the end of this. that or u might end up with a seriously upset stomach. whichever comes first.
     
  16. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Okay, since there are two penalties, one of which is being beaten to a pulp in his dreams by Luo Binghe and the other being deported to his home world, how does the point system in the mtl decide to dump canon SY on otl LBH's mercies? I need to know this for the next part.
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    We do have cooking skills! Just.... just avoiding to buy groceries.... and cup noodles everyday isnt an option....(that'll be the last day)

    I'm currently rummaging around our 3 refridgerators and 1 freezer for things......
     
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  18. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    @Luen
    /Hits the Luen signal
    Since the chubby unicorn grandmaster is not here, can you please help me with the part where canon SY got dumped into the dream realm to be beaten up?
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    I think it was tossing back into old body(home) for points dropping to 0 and since already dead the soul came back and Error penalty happened?(meet luo binghe)

    Huh..... i found sunday leftovers........
     
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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    sure, what do u need help with?