So if you are reading this, thank you and what is wrong with you? Have you ever wanted a novel of a slowlife? For some reason, instead of looking for a JP novel and get it done, I wanted to read a CN cultivation novel that features that premise. I got my wish in the end and boy it lasted me in a total of 200 chapters before I ask myself "what the hell is wrong with me?" Long story short, the story is about a transmigrated guy who ends up with a system catering to his needs to hide in a hole and cultivate for longevity. He doesn't need to get cultivation techniques, special minerals or artifacts because the system is his sugar mommy. Just by not sticking out (it is a quest line by the way) and remain as a hidden master, he keeps leveling up by 闭关 (practise behind closed doors) and somehow he is even a lot better than all the heaven gifted children and manage to get a bunch of women aftering his loins. I don't know how I stomach the work, but I am at least glad to get rid of it out of my mind.