TranXending Diarrhea

I only had diarrhea once in my 20 years of living

 

I was lactose intolerant at one point, then now I get that when I drink too much milk

or when I eat something bad

or during the time of the month?

 

This would be a fine post of TIFU.

 

I'm lactose-intolerant but I like milk so...

 

I only got diarrhea when I was reading Invisible Dragon (actually happened) because it was so shi- good that all the impurities in my body got cleansed. The other one was when we were in a road trip and I had to take a shit in the middle of the woods, but it was not enough and I had to take a shit in a stranger's house.

 

Usually when I ate snack with anonymous brand....

"*knock*"
"Yes?"
"May I shit inside?"

 

That is what I actually said ngl

 

Side note seems this noel has quite a bit criticism hurled at it and so has few other eye power based novels, is there any highly rated eye powered based novels around?

 

Well, there is imodium. Treating diarrhea is pretty easy
There is also Metronidazole
You take one pill after the first bout of diarrhea. I am shocked that the kids had to suffer for days.

 

It happens

Probably the worst case was in elementary school. It was something like food poisoning or salmonella idk, had to go to the hospital. Yeah it was really bad

If you get sick from food in restaurants they gotta be checked whether they work appropriately with hygiene, it's so easy to make a lot of people sick, and sometimes shady restaurants gotta be shut down because of the lack of hygiene

 

If he was sleeping with a woman while she was on her period, that would be another flow he would have to go with!

 

He'd part the red sea like Moses!

 

Talk about being stuck-up like a cheerleader!

 

Never read the novel, but always a loss to lose a translator to real life... that being said, Raven had the most epic leaving post

Short version
https://www.wuxiaworld.com/post/tra...y-with-tranxending-vision-ends-at-chapter-800

Longer version (NEEDS A READ)
https://translationraven.wordpress....m-not-translating-tranxending-vision-anymore/

I feel for her and hope that not translating the novel will provide some semblance of normalcy... That being said, the post was pure comedic gold. I could not put down reading it. This post will be archived onto my computer at how well descriptive it was. I could just visualize the conundrums you were in and strangely felt both sympathetic and satisfied at the end. Regardless as you step away from the translating circle please do not stop writing, continue to do so in some capacity.

Thanks

 

Cool story (it's worth a read to you ppl who have not read it), but we already had this thread earlier at :
https://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/tranxending-diarrhea.93572/

 

Nothing of value was lost here except a good translator. Novel itself is garbage at best. MC is a shit, the girls around him have a case of penile worship and the villains are about as intelligent as a rock. Did I mention the novel is nationalistic and every other country is the issue?


Good luck with the kids dear translator!

 

Same with me. I'm always the only one that remains healthy when the rest of my family gets sicks. I remember hating it a lot because being the only one left healthy meant all house chores goes to me. Still feeling frustrated till today

 

That's quite the shitshow.

 

I still strongly prefer the lengthy description over radio silence.
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.... I can't think of any amount of milk and hot sauce that wouldn't be unholy to mix together.

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By the way, have you guys read the infamous Gummy Bear Sufferer's Logs?
short excerpt:

Spoiler

Title: It’s all true.. all of it.
July 28, 2018
"I ate 6 of these things to aid along in digestion. I figured it was a tastier way to rid myself of a weeks worth of backup. I might as well have swallowed a nuclear bomb and topped it off with an enema. The good news is my digestive system is back on track. The bad news is I will never eat another gummy bear and may have flushed part of my soul down the toilet. God speed my friends..."

The next next review is titled "Night of 1000 waterfalls"

edit: heres another two good ones:

Spoiler

Title: Five Stars
July 26, 2018
Sweet, soft, fruity, delicious. And my gastrointestinal tract has never been so sparkling clean!

Spoiler

Title: thank God for these.
December 4, 2018
I am on a diet and I crave gummy bears. These hit the spot. I read all the funny reviews and they are spot on. [...] But on the upside I lost 10lbs after eating 1/2lb of the gummy bears. [...]

link: https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Can...show_all_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

(And yes. The fact that this exists and has attracted so many colorful reviews amuses me alot.)

 

Just don't drink unfiltered beer after fresh yoghurt, especially if you had eaten something like authentic Korean or Sichuan cuisine before