Discussion Walking on to weird stuff

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  1. Noche

    Noche New Member

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    So me and my little sister were walking to liquor store and we walk by some random ass guy taking a piss in front of my neighbor's car and he tells me
    "Hey boss dont mind me here im just draining water from my bottle"
    My sister and i are like watafak who is going to believe you. We decided to ignore him since its nighttime and dont want any problems. What are some experiences you walked into and the other person just tried to play it off?

    Another time was me staying outside the office while hearing my school principal fuck his secretary. The three of us decided to pretend nothing happened. Had to give a paper to principal so i decided to be a good person and wait for him fyi. Didnt try to bribe since its was not useful
     
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  2. pocketbear

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    Where do you live...
     
  3. Cite

    Cite 『Procrastinator』

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    At night there was guy naked in the streets... I was like o_O Da faq. The guy grinned an swung his member around and ran off. Probably the most random thing that has ever happened to me.
     
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    So you and your little was walking around?

    Edit: i established it was sister.

    Edit2: weirdest thing ive seen on the street was 2 crackheads fighting. they missed every punch
     
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  5. Noche

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    In a house.......San Diego. It was probably a random homeless from downtown
     
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    mmsupreme How do I change my custom title?

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    I saw a guy being cursed at whiles jumping a fence and running it like usain bolt during a night walk.
     
  7. Guradu Gilgida

    Guradu Gilgida 【Gentleman】【Tembikar Demon】

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    Where is your school? Is the secretary sexy?
     
  8. Noche

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    Some old geezers dont get your hopes high
     
  9. juniorjawz

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    Neighbour dogs AND cats having a party at night.

    Had to read novels while listening to the tune of cats wailing and dogs barking.

    I went to see whats up.

    And it seems I've stumbled into an animal sex party.
     
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  10. Cygsiulle

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    Ive always been a little sensitive about odd cars parked outside my house. Theres like 2 vans and a truck that seem to go on rotation every week or so. They never seem to go anywhere, but then one morning i wake up and its been replaced. Both houses next to me park in their garages, and the place these guys go isnt even in front of someone else's house. its their side yard, at best... Anyway, i heard a bunch of music goin and engines runnin outside my window around 2 AM one night, and i was like "the fuck is this guy doin'?" Looked out the window and there were 4 vehicles just chillin in front of my house. Not talkin to each other, nobody is out of their vehicles, nobody is goin in or out of any nearby house. They just sat there for almost an hour before they just drove off. Not all at once, of course. There was a min or 2 between them leaving.

    The hell's goin on with these guys... Drive to the end of a random culdesac, compete to see whose music is louder with their windows up, and then they drive away like their secret meeting is over.

    Ah, and none were the usual 3 vehicles i normally see. For some reason, they were gone that night.
     
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    Strangest thing I've com across was a dog attempting to rape a cat