What if MC from chinese novel drank Red Bull?

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    What happens if a xianxian or any protagonist with spirit power drank Energy Drink or Coca Cola from modern day.

    Bonus: what happens if he ate McDonalds.
     
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    ....lazy swordmaster?
     
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    bloody rampage for the redbull, although they might actually grow wings.
     
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    He would say that his plot armour comes from drinking coca cola and he would kill anyone who bad-mouths coca cola.
     
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    You're drunk, go home
     
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    Nothing. Their system would expunge any impurities and most likely process the drink too fast for any real reaction to occur.
    They dont get drunk unless they want to, so they most likely won't be impacted by an energy drink unless they want to.
    Not to mention them being "high energy beings" already, conventional drinks most likely have no effect on them.
     
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    Well they did say red bull gives you wings. So the mc gains the ability to fly?
     
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    The redbull will become gods and massacre everyone just for sitting at the same table as them. The coca cola will become the black goo that consumes the world. The McDonalds will become McDnoalds. If they drink Starbucks, the coffee becomes Star Fucks.
     
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    guys i don't want a serous answer.

    Just a joke thread
     
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    youre missing the point here,

    there are not drinking alcohol nor it is a joke thread.
    but the energy drink somehow will boost their power
     
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    I think they've been through worse, so they would've survived this
     
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    You seem to lack comprehensive abilities.

    So, is it really a joke thread or nah? I dun care either way, but you brought it up..
     
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    Lol he will get wings from bull and fat from donald
     
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    Doesn't that already happen in BTTH?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Wait...shit i said the wrong thing

    It is 100% joke thread lol
     
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    Xiao Yan?
    I wonder what happens if he drank this:
    [​IMG]
     
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