What is a Lemonfairy and why you shouldn't eat it

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lemonfairy, Jun 24, 2019.

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Will you try to eat a Lemonfairy in the future?

  1. No, of course not. I don't want to explode into confetti.

    9 vote(s)
    12.3%

  2. Definitely not. I want my tooth enamel to stay intact.

    3 vote(s)
    4.1%

  3. I'll try not to. They sound delicious but I don't think it's worth dying for.

    7 vote(s)
    9.6%

  4. I really want to eat a Lemonfairy but I'm scared after knowing the truth.

    9 vote(s)
    12.3%

  5. I don't care about the consequences. I will eat a Lemonfairy even if it kills me.

    28 vote(s)
    38.4%

  6. I'm going to eat a Limefairy instead. They're definitely safer to consume.

    11 vote(s)
    15.1%

  7. This is a big decision to make on the spot. Can you ask me again later?

    14 vote(s)
    19.2%

  8. Can I get fries with that?

    44 vote(s)
    60.3%
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  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Souka.

    So we should BBQ them, yes? I recall citric juices taste good when smoked. The screaming part is a bonus alongside the tender meat and crispy skin.
     
    Lazriser, Jun 25, 2019
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  2. ongoingwhy

    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    I think they'll be tasty as well if you deep fry them like tonkatsu. :blobdrool:
     
    ongoingwhy, Jun 25, 2019
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  3. Lemonfairy

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    heat does nothing to neutralize the sparkly magic
    you'll probably explode into confetti :cookie:
    RIP :blobsneeze:
     
    Lemonfairy, Jun 25, 2019
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    Lemonfairy 〖Retired Old Lady ♡〗〖High Acidity ♡〗〖Lethal ♡〗

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    lemonfairies are sour like lemons
    if you like deep-fried lemons, then you really have weird tastes :blobunamused:
     
    Lemonfairy, Jun 25, 2019
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    Tilgarial [Chaos Tiger] [Paradox] [ded][Houseplant]

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    So? Definitely would try that :blobdrool::cookie:
     
    Tilgarial, Jun 25, 2019
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  6. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Now~ now~ You're just tempting me even more to try these citric fairies~
    *grins like a hungry wolf*
     
    Lazriser, Jun 25, 2019
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    ongoingwhy Meat Pie Lover

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    Eh, so they're really more delicious when eaten raw? :cookie:

    Also, there's a recipe for deep frying lemons. :blobdrool:
     
    ongoingwhy, Jun 25, 2019
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  8. Ddraig

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    So bit more magic and citric? Eh perfectly edible for a dragon. *noms lemonfairy*
     
    Ddraig, Jun 25, 2019
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  9. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖Retired Old Lady ♡〗〖High Acidity ♡〗〖Lethal ♡〗

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    *Ddraig explodes*
    RIP :blobsneeze:
     
    Lemonfairy, Jun 25, 2019
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    Lemonfairy 〖Retired Old Lady ♡〗〖High Acidity ♡〗〖Lethal ♡〗

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    the acid that lemonfairies produce will only make your stomach more acidic
    you'll just get hungrier if you eat them! :blob_pout:
     
    Lemonfairy, Jun 25, 2019
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    Lemonfairy, Jun 25, 2019
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    This explains alot :blobowoevil_horns::hmm:
     
    Tilgarial, Jun 25, 2019
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  13. Hanaru

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    Wifeyy~ Hana can eat you tho~

    ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
    ໒(˵͡° ͜ʖ °͡˵)७
     
    Hanaru, Jun 25, 2019
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    Sounds like lemonfaries are special cooking ingredients. Definitely edible..

    Komatsu from Toriko should be able to find the correct cooking method. Preparation all that is needed. :blobnom:
     
    Eviltwin, Jun 25, 2019
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    The high concentration of deadly sparkly magic is not something that can be fixed with a different cooking method :facepalm:
    Also, you probably didn't even read the original post :blobunamused:
    Please read carefully before making irresponsible comments that may endanger the lives of others!
     
    Lemonfairy, Jun 25, 2019
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  16. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    :hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:
    :blobdrool::blobdrool::blobdrool::blobdrool::blobdrool:
    :blobnom::blobnom::blobnom::blobnom::blobnom:
     
    A5G_Reaper, Jun 25, 2019
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    A5G_Reaper, Jun 25, 2019
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    Sounds like over-drinking soda resulting in stomachache and vomiting for a while. You're just reinforcing my belief that I must devour your lemon fairies! Soda flavored meat!
     
    Lazriser, Jun 25, 2019
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    :blobcat_rawr::blobcat_rawr::blobcat_rawr::blobcat_rawr::blobcat_rawr:
    :blobcat_hyper::blobcat_hyper::blobcat_hyper::blobcat_hyper::blobcat_hyper:
     
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