Humankind has always been curious about acquiring unique flavours. All these warnings are still hypotheses and haven't been confirmed by lemonfairy-independent gourmet researchers yet. There's a high possibility of false rumours and propaganda. Several gourmet research facilities have sent invitation to Lemonfairy to participate in experiments to confirm those hypotheses and to formulate proven theories. It has yet to be fully compiled but the experiments currently includes: - Magic vacuum drying. Can deadly sparkly magic drained by this method? - Synthesis by adding waterfairies and sugarfairies to dilute citric acid. Will the product be tasty and refreshing during summer? In case that Lemonfairy rejects to participate in the experiments, it will be declared a security risk by the interplanetary magical food security and hunted down. Resistance is futile.
The information in the opening article is published by reputable sources and are all true. Claiming it as hearsay or dismissing it as mere rumors or propaganda is an irresponsible thing to do and places the lives of innocents at risk (they will die from the toxic sparkly magic f they try to eat a Lemonfairy). Nothing has been confirmed by these so-called "gourmet researchers" because it has already been confirmed that lemonfairies aren't safe to consume. A Lemonfairy is NOT edible, so it can not be considered food. Magic vacuum drying only works with liquid forms of magic and has no effect on sparkly magic, which exists in the form of sparkles. What's a waterfairy? I've only seen a @waterfall_fairy and there's also no proof in the existence of sugarfairies either. It is not possible to combine fairies because they are independent, magical organisms. Trying to merge them together artificially also infringes upon their rights and any person or organization that attempts it will be reported to authorities. Fairies are not liquids, so there would not be a dilution effect even if you try to somehow combine them together. Hunting down fairies to experiment on them is wrong and immoral. The organizations that allow or promote these horrendous activities are illegal and must be shut down.
Master dog eats sparkly magic for breakfast lunch and tea. How else did you think master dog got such a shiny coat? I usually don't eat lemons but now that I know this I will eat Lemon fairy every day for breakfast lunch and tea. Hopefully with magical fries! Ehh you don't eat WMD for dinner? You have never lived have you!
Of course chefs can have you never had sparkly power souflee? It hels make your coat shine and sparkle in the sun I'm sure @Tilgarial regularly eats it too!
Lies. You'd be dead if that were true Also WMD doesn't look very appetizing to me Humans are much tastier and are a better source of protein