What would you do if your immigration officer laughs at you?

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    So you go to the immigration office trying to get into Japan for whatever reason. Even outside the office, you could hear the immigration office laughing aloud, "Saying no no, you got to have an entry permit, uncle." or "Haha, did I kill the wrong person?" or "Woooooo, I killed so many people!"

    What would you do if the immigration officer laughs at your face and denies you entry because you're ugly? What if the officer denies you entry because she wants to see you again? What would you do if you got such a psychotic immigration officer as you attempt to enter Japan?



     
  2. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    i would murder her and wear her face

    then i would become the immigration officer
     
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  3. Suijin

    Suijin Blood God [Medic]

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    enter japan? NEVER
     
  4. reagents 11

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    I would be ashamed of my natural born faces and seek to fix them for my glorious motherland ! Glory to Arstotzka !
     
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  5. Hasty girl

    Hasty girl [Holy Novitiate] [Red Sibling] [Blackjack Sect]

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    beat them up or report them to police
     
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  6. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    What you seek is not what you deserve, what you deserve is not what you get, what you get is not what you need.

    Take a sharp instrument and shove it down his throat, at least now the reason you can't get in is not because of your ugliness :blobjoy:




    Ps: on serious thought it's pretty simple, meet the authorities there, though I'm not perfectly clear on the roles but there should be more than one. I don't think someone would just "not go cause they felt humiliated by a security at door"
     
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  7. Deadmantellnotales

    Deadmantellnotales rebmeM nwonK-lleW

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    What the fuck can I do???
    it's their country, their rule.
     
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  8. mrawesome69

    mrawesome69 I'm getting too old for this shit

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    savage doggo was so fun on those vids
     
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  9. Seigin

    Seigin [Lolicon][GenderBender Banzai!]

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    Am a simple man if she pass, I'll take the chance. The other ones just screams at me to beat them up and be banned entering japan lol.
     
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  10. UnGrave

    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    I'd just give up my yubis and apologize.
     
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  11. FIEND

    FIEND i eat crayons

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    Laugh in illegal with them
     
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    Sue her. Leave her penniless. Coerce her into prostitution to pay back her debts. Recreate Emergence´s plot. > Profit.
     
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