what would you do if....

I thot that's what novels are for

WWYD if Grandma ate Little Red Riding Hood?

 

steer vlear of cabins in the woods

wwyd if you had all pink wardrobe

 

Join the nudist club wear oversized pink shirts all day every day

WWYD if an annoying goose tried to steal your stuff and make your life a miserable fuck every opportunity it got?

 

follow it
(#.#)


wwyd if you were blinded

 

Steal someone else's eyes and use them as my own--make them blind instead.

WWYD if Gordon Ramsey came into your house and started screaming at you?

 

punch him in the face. or actually, herd him out with a broom. hes got no business coming into my house and yelling at me, what a terrible guest

wwyd if you had no connections inside a bigoted town

 

move away

what would you do if the world became a cartoon?

 

Find my waifu.

What would you do if @justabot took over the world?

 

claim my !freemoney everyday

what would you do if whales started flying and humanity now can only inhabit atop giant flying whales?

 

Cum out of the airhole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What would you do if you could change length ( in range bald to length of your body ) of your hair by will ?

 

Constantly be bald (unless under hot sun). Less maintenance

WWYD if geothermal energy was fake

 

have an existential crisis

what would you do if the earth was hollow and dinosaurs live inside ?

 

Blast *Meteor noises* throughout Earth

What would you do if you can only move in discrete steps ( like an rpg grid )?

 

wait for all 7 billion people to finish their move before I can move again, perfect for staying bed

what would you do if everyone can now see HP bars above people's heads ?

 

Absolutely nothing. Except maybe sneak into a hospital and watch as everyone panics over dropping HP of dying people that they can do absolutely nothing about...
Edit: Also, try poking someone with my finger and see if their HP drops.

WWYD if you were told that by burning a book in your possession, you could stop the end of the world (in 2 billion years)?

 

I won't burn it coz honestly by that point humanity is either dead or type 2~3 civ and earth would be either nothing more than a random rock, be already disassembled for materials or just relocated

WWYD if you can make Tony wear any avi for a day irrespective of it being okay or not?

 

not care?

wwyd if you could breathe under water

 

Start building myself an underwater fortress to prepare myself for the Great Flood of Earth!

WWYD if someone tried to sneak into your house to steal your underwear?

 

...store my underwear and valuables seperately. wtf

wwyd if you could only speak cockney english

 

I'd rather have a Scottish accent...


WWYD if goats went extinct?