Other Request Where can I read the seven forbidden texts?

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  1. Kit1sunii

    Kit1sunii Member

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    I read Invisible Dragon, one of the seven forbidden texts a few minutes ago and my brain fucking had a stroke and exploded. Now I want to read the other forbidden texts lol

    THE SEVEN FORBIDDEN TEXTS:

    1. Blood Martial God

    2. Supreme Martial Arts

    3. Dissecting Fantasy Plots

    4. Harry and Monster

    5. My Boyfriend's IQ is 180

    6. Invisible Dragon

    7. Donald Trump
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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  3. Sutad Aatma

    Sutad Aatma Well-Known Member

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    Why are they called the forbidden texts....
     
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  4. Kit1sunii

    Kit1sunii Member

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    Idk
     
  5. otaku31

    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    They are so bad as to be (supposedly) good, or, at any rate, intriguing.
     
  6. Kit1sunii

    Kit1sunii Member

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    Kansuou Song of Lone Indifference.

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    Are these ranked for their epicness?
     
  8. rijimon17

    rijimon17 Hope you can read the words

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    They say that reading the 7 forbidden text is the first sign of the apocalypse. Please be careful.
     
  9. Sutad Aatma

    Sutad Aatma Well-Known Member

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    uh...... wut
     
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    Napelynn Paragon of Cowardice | Tuna Angel

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    1 (2002/07/25)
    “Kuaaaaa”
    the strongest among dragons the Invisible Dragon roared
    since the Invisible Dragon was super duper strong it was the strongest dragon
    it won against gods and demons it won against everyone there was only
    one Invisible Dragon in the world anyway it roared
    “argh shoot lets run”
    the balrogs ran away the Invisible Dragon was awesome
    that was why the balrogs ran away
    Continuu

    2 (2002/07/25)
    The Invisible Dragon was bored
    so it decided to kill gods
    so the gods became emergency
    “shit the Invisible Dragon’s invading”
    “yeah lets fight”
    but since the Invisible Dragon was a Invisible Dragon it was invisible
    since dey couldn’t see it the gods all died
    the Invisible Dragon got bored of this world so it
    decided to go to a different world
    Continuu

    3 (2002/07/25)
    Viiiiin
    the Invisible Dragon moved dimensions
    then the modern world appeared
    “oh cool let’s kill everyone”
    the Invisible Dragon did a breath no it just
    shoot laser beams from its hands
    americas blew up in one hit
    the Invisible Dragon was super duper strong
    people didn’t kno who did it because the Invisible Dragon was invisible
    the Invisible Dragon was bored aagin so…
    (hehe the next chapter’s gonna be cool)
    Continuu
    It's so good that it's forbidden.
     
  11. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Man I cant believe people no longer recognize what the 7 forbidden texts are and what they stand for. In essence, they are so fucking bad that they are just perfect classical masterworks that test your mental fortitude, burn your eyes and corrupt your language skills.

    I blame this lack of awareness on @Parth37955 and mods banning Invisible Dragon recommendations all those years ago. Such important part of history being forgotten due to such a rule...
     
  12. Sutad Aatma

    Sutad Aatma Well-Known Member

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    wh....whaat kind of amateurish writing is this! My writing is better than this and I suck!
     
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    Napelynn Paragon of Cowardice | Tuna Angel

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    How dare you call the work of god amateurish!
     
  14. SylviaViolet

    SylviaViolet The Blog Monster ⚓️

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    Do you really not know after reading Invisible Dragon??
    That's getting close to harem anime protagonist level dense.......
     
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    Aldnonymous Male Member

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    Well, at least I can tell you are really new to novel world then...
     
  16. Kit1sunii

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    Yeah ik I'm dumb
     
  17. Sutad Aatma

    Sutad Aatma Well-Known Member

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    uh like this. MTL would be easier to digest than such repetitive words >.<
     
  18. Kit1sunii

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    Try opening the txt files with Word and let me know if that doesn't work too

    Btw, have you seen my boyfriend iq yet? It's one of the best romance novels I have read so far and it was such a huge hit that it even got adapted into manhwa by a very talented artist as well
     
  20. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm »It's been too long but nothing's change«

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    The except you chose didn't fully exhibit the art called Invisible Dragon.