Whose married to who?

Uhh guys...not sure if you noticed...but with the number of marriages happening, I can't keep track of em all. Not to mention some of you degenerates are involved in polygamy and making things even more complicated. Don't deny it!

So, this is what I propose. Everyone write down who is married to who

 

TL: DR I'm bored and want to know what nonsense you people have been up to

 

I'm married to @Speedy and possibly @kyuukestu not sure
that's it as far as I know of

 

Give up, as someone who has been here since the beginning of all of that... give up. It isn't worth even attempting to try and keep up with that. Just ask @Kiwionwheels how her attempt went and how many hours she spent quantifying it into a readable family tree

 

@Frozen tentacled ink and @Pray Alpha . almost all the rest are probably ex-marriages by now, Do they count as well ?

 

what's this?

 

I'm going to sound stupid, but just to confirm. Do you mean legitimate marriages or just marriages within the forum only?

They should offer us free monetary points, when every member announces their marriage. To the ilk of monogamous or polygamous normalcy; this is the least you lot could do for us, singles. Gather the moderators and members alike; they without name or bouquets in hands, to gain from the couples' grain. To steal what they steal! To feast what they feast! Drink! Eat! Excrete or urinate! O sin, sinful; sinless!

 

NUF family
The most chaotic family tree

 

..... probably forum only
also.... you...um.....ok? You seem a little hyper there

 

I just finished reading Goblin Slayer Vol. 6. So yeah, the adventurer in me is still jolly. In a state of drowsiness and boredom. I reason the unreasonable, and rationalize the illogical. What greater joy is there than madness? Is it, not I? Now make harvest from my eternal ramblings. I grumble and rumble, to unknown threads within space-time.

 

Do we hold weddings here?

 

Nothing much... Just Tony's harems quibbling.

 

Check the game community
Even nowadays we hold wedding threads once in a while
We also have a dating service here

 

yes, I'm quite surprised I'm still married with that "person"

 

One of the best couples on here

 

I thought I read that wrong, but wrongs be damned! You're the spouse of that salty abomination of tentacles across the kitten galaxy? By the gods, what are you?

 

Lol people do forum wedding now??

 

i remember that family tree
i didn't understand it
all i remember of it that Satan was in it

 

a really patient person (* ॑꒳ ॑* )⋆*

 

RAIJU EXPLODE!!!!