Why the fuck do I have the urge to take a shit when I tried to read Peerless Martial Arts

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  1. BigBadBoi

    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    Title say it all. I am currently taking a shit while reading Peerless Martial Arts and,coincidentally, I also got an urge to take a shit when I started to read Invisible Dragon.

    Is this the will of the heavens? I can't figure out whether these two novels are so shit that my body forces me take out the shit that I took in or these two novel are so godly that my body naturally starts to force any wastes out of my body to endure reading these novels
     
    BigBadBoi, Mar 15, 2019
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    mrt90 Well-Known Member

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    Third option: you might just be full of shit?
     
    mrt90, Mar 15, 2019
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    Maybe it has some body refining techniques coded within
     
    Mindless, Mar 15, 2019
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    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    Pic of you in toilet as proof
     
    SoulZer0, Mar 15, 2019
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    Jasad ...not oldschool, just old...

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    that means to your brain those two stories are shit and harmful to your body and need to get out of your system ASAP..
     
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    It is sekuhara u know
     
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    It's cause you're so scared, you shit your pants.
     
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    The ancients once cum so hard, they destroyed the heavens will. I joke you not, this happened in a Chinese novel.
     
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    Overseer_Sena Well-Known Member

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    I'm honestly shocked i understood what you are saying... this is what happens you watch anime too much you can read banged up jap words.
     
    Overseer_Sena, Mar 15, 2019
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    You might have sensory distortion disorder. It is a very rare genetic disorder where people get their senses mixed around, and stimulated in unusual ways. For example being able to taste a color, or seeing a sound. Now contrary to popular belief the human body has many different senses way more than five. While I am not certain I believe the urge to poop can also be considered a sense, the same way hunger is a sense. From a bit of elementary logic it can then be concluded that something you experience when you read peerless martial god, and invisible dragon, triggered your "need to poop" sense.
     
    Goblin Sleuth, Mar 15, 2019
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    Overseer_Sena Well-Known Member

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    The source?
     
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    SkySolluna Moon Warrior

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    Need evidence!!
    Pic or vid of yiu taking a shit!!
     
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    Kurotsubaki Reincarnation of the Seven Deadly Sins

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    You mean synesthesia? It could be. But ultimately, an insult to others who have that

    Like, those second sense is similar to shitting
     
    Kurotsubaki, Mar 15, 2019
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    raitei ⟪Procyon lotor paronomasiaabsentii⟫

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    So basically, this whole thread is "Shit, I shat the whole shitty shits I've read while profusely shitting, not because I'm a shitty person nor because I'm full of shit (figuratively), but because the heavens shittingly willing it."?

    Edit: added some shitty editing, thanks to my shitty taste
     
    raitei, Mar 15, 2019
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    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    You probably aint able to keep your butt clenched due to the sheer perfection that Invisible dragon is.
     
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    VixenKiss Machiavelli the Princess

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    Because they're both shit novels.
     
    VixenKiss, Mar 15, 2019
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    I did not know what it was called, but yes I believe that is what I was referencing. Now do I really think that the OP might be suffering from it, no way in hell. This is obviously meant to be some sort of joke thread.
     
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    Why are shit novels so popular, the amount of shit novels being popular astounds me.
     
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    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    It’s ur body trying to purify u
     
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    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    This doesn’t explain why I’m taking a poo while reading this.:blobtongue:
     
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