Discussion Worth of A Man's Heart

Hi friends!
A Nuffian told me that while a man's heart comes for free, a woman's heart has some price attached to it.
That made me like
Ofc, a woman's heart can be weighed in diamonds and gold, and it's worth sailing a thousand ships. But that doesn't mean a man's heart is available for free?
Come on friends, let's (shit)talk and know if there's anything to know

 

(￣▽￣) Mine is encased in 10 foot think steel walls, and is at the Bottom of the Ocean, does that count?

 

You need a submarine xD

 

A Yellow Submarine.

 

To get my heart, you'll need a blade, a bone cutter, and a lack of aversion to blood. That seems like a lot of effort. But you can get around a million for it, so it's worth quite a lot.

 

"And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine"

 

A woman's heart is attached to her brain whereas a man's heart is governed by his "little" head...

Jk

 

Never knew a banana had a heart

 

(￣▽￣) What did you do to capture Hubby? I'm sure there is a story THERE!

 

Sadly enough, it was he who captured my heart.

 

More like a hundred thousand if you are paying more either you have a compability problem that increase the rarity if suitible hearts or you are being taken advantage of. Any less and you will problably catch a disease through it

 

Gasp!

 

If it was that easy to figure out a woman's heart, someone out there would have been a billionaire already, besides, not all men are alike, some are easy, some are hard to crack, some would lose their love and interest in the woman easily, some needs to go through several women their entire life and may or may not find the one they want, etc...
The more smart and intelligent humanity gets the harder to fall in love for some reason (especially with all those speechs and rules, and freedom, whatever else...) besides, nowadays, we got alternatives and some are waiting for some cat girl project etc...
But if anything would never change, it would be money, with enough money you will get as many hearts as you want, be it men or women, and that is sadly the truth

 

Your heart is worthless, unless you sign for organ donation before you die.

As for women's heart, just like a man's heart, it needs security. You do not have to hire a private military contractor to get a girl. You do however, need to make her feel secure. Some girls consider money as security, some consider diamond and gold as security, some consider a good man as security. What you need to do if you are interested in this girl, is to find out what she considers security.

If you yourself is security, then the girl may not need anything else. It's one of the reasons why girls like bad boys, because these girls believe that being with these bad boys will provide them security and safety. Similarly, girls prefer men with money, because money is security without a doubt. You cannot do anything without money.

 

Actually, that's for black market stuff. A legal transplant does cost around a million.

 

he has a heart.. u just need to cut it from the tree.. easy heart to get

Spoiler: banana heart

if a woman's heart is worth that much.. I'll sell mine already *sneers*

 

Is it tasty?

 

yup!!

 

To me, it sounds like it just says that men are simpler and cheaper than women. You need to go through an odyssey to get a woman's heart.

It's not entirely correct but it's not wrong either.

 

*is an organ donor*

*not interesred in badboys*