Misc Yo Mama . . .

Remember yo mama jokes? You guessed it! I'm procrastinating! Remember, these are jokes! Not insults!

RULES:

1. Quote the person before you. So you have a mama to talk about. Welp, guess people dun wanna quote.
2. No actual insults. Keep it lighthearted.
3. Don't take these seriously. These are jokes.
4. Be original!

EXAMPLES:

• Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
• Yo mama so hairy when she met Bigfoot, it started singing "We are family~ even though you're hairier than me!"
• Yo mama so fat when she jumped off a building she bounced!

EDIT: Feel free to respond with "Ooooooo!" or "My chocolate is melting!" or "Dangnabbit!"

 

Yo mama so fat that before God could say "Let there be light!" he had to ask her to move over a little first!

 

Yo mama so fat when she jumped, she got stuck

 

Yo momma so butch, she's twice the man you are

 

Yo mama so loved, even serial killers want a piece of her.

 

Yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, the judges said "Sorry, no professionals."

 

Yo mama so good at cello, everyone calls her yo-yo ma

 

Yo mama so ugly that it broke a JP's denseness.

 

Yo mama so scary she doesn't need a costume on halloween

 

Yo mamas so fat, you’d have to run a marathon to get to her good side

 

yo mama so fat, i see her belly twenty minutes before i see her face

 

Yo mama so fat
She make the whale become the second seat on the biggest loving things

 

Yo mama so fat, when she breathing we had a global warming

 

Yo mama so fat, space and time bending around her

 

Yo mama so fat, shes the king of the fatties in the novels

 

Yo mama so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

 

Yo mama so fat, she gotta wear 10 watches all with different time zones

 

But there are more than 10 timezones...

 

Yo mama so lazy she asked for delivery when the pizza place was next door

 

I never said she’s so fat that she spans the earth