You have this annoying neighbour.

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  1. Novela

    Novela Immortal Sheep

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    Pretend to be a crazy lunatic with a knife.... let a see do they want to visit again....
     
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  2. replay

    replay ★Milk and Honey smelling Merchant★

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    the hell, if @Ai chan in in my country and near my place, i would have just asked you to live at my house. . . .
    well all i can offer are coffee, a wifi, silent place and a manggo tree full of fruits, and 3 meals a day, and a massage?

    and welp @prongsjiisan is so fierce!!!
    all he needs are just some chilli pepper and that chocobo will go hyper. . . .

    ps: well you need to invest on some self protection you know, getting a gun is a good choice, and learning some self defense is also good, if you shoot just make sure it's in your surveillance cam, and inside your home,
     
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  3. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    Just borrow a tiger pet from your mafia friends and leave it in the house with cameras on. Grab a popcorn and see what happen.
     
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  4. Glint

    Glint 『Waifu』

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    Do the same thing to them.

    If this doesnt work, aim them at other people.....preferably the ones who'd do something about it in a more.....permanent manner.
     
  5. Wannabe-shutin

    Wannabe-shutin Well-Known Member

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    Replace the door with a styrofoam fake and put spikes and knives on the other side. Or a porcupine.
     
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  6. naghi32

    naghi32 The Loner

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    Place recording & gps devices inside your stuff, wait for him to steal them ,then publish everything he speaks on the net ^_^
     
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  7. Jasad

    Jasad ...not oldschool, just old...

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    go to the police...
     
  8. Nino Sasou

    Nino Sasou 『 ******** 』『 On Paid Leave』

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    i dont think it is your neighbor @Ai chan, maybe yakuza who lend you some money with irrational interest ? :blobpeek:
     
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  9. Greater thunder

    Greater thunder Well-Known Member

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    Throw some caltrops over the floor and when the fuckers complain about it , ask them wtf do they think they are doing stomping in your toys when you are not there.
     
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  10. Arkantos

    Arkantos Well-Known Member

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    Play a Tower Defence game with knives and bullets with them. The apliances are the prize
     
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  11. sisterfister

    sisterfister currently inside your sister

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    display the brilliant art of fisting on their sisters. in front of them
     
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  12. JunYaoLao

    JunYaoLao Active Member

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    it's not annoying but fxcking neighboors,
    well or it's just your illusion? someone cast a spell to you?
    a cursed house?
    well good luck!
     
  13. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    I'd do the same thing to them.

    If they can steal my shit due to a legal loophole, obviously I can do the same.
     
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  14. naghi32

    naghi32 The Loner

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    That depends, we`re having similar problems in my country, where minors steal & shit, and they don`t do shit about them :)

    Cuz ya know, they're kids :)
     
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  15. Sawanara murasaki

    Sawanara murasaki Sawa the HEro-sensei

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    I just remember stealing story from my district where the thief is really annoying he affected our district's good name, my district is an anti-crime place...i also remember story from the other district where all of things in her house were stolen (including sofas, cabinet, expensive vase and other things, and all of it)...her house was totally empty after she went back to that house. The thief even took her children's toys and everything...ridiculous to me...*laugh*
     
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  16. homieRGL

    homieRGL Well-Known Member

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    1.)Do the same
    2.)Buy a safe, shit in it and put also a letter inside that says "Now you can eat my shit. with friendly greetings your neighbour"
    3.)Start to live on the street with one of those tramper backpack filled with a laptop, headphones, some cloth and other useful stuff.
     
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  17. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    If the asshats are taller then you, just string small gauge high tensile strength wire accrossed the interior doorways just high enough that you can walk under it. Best case they garotte themselves or take out an eye as they walk into the wires.
     
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  18. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    1. Get a bag of pure magnesium powder.
    2. Get a sealeable plastic bag
    3. Put the magnesium powder inside gelatine capsules.
    4. Put the capsule in the sealable plastic bag.
    5. Put some water in the plastic bag (1/5 will suffice)
    6. Put the bag into a decoy epectrobics for the other guy to steal.
    7. The gelatinr capsule will be dissolved and released the magnesium powder
    8. The magnesium powder will react explosively with water producing hidrogen gas.
    9. The bag with hot with hidrogen gas will create small explosion and perhaps conflagration that will burn the whole building
    10. PROFIT!
     
  19. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Just one question, onii-chan. What is epectrobics?
     
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  20. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    It's electronics but more prone to failure due to many mistake in its production... In other words, cheap China electronics.
    You don't want your brand new electronics be used as homemade terrorist bomb after all.
    So epectrobics it is...