Discussion You know how sometimes a guy might trip then accidentally pull a Rito?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kadmos1, Dec 3, 2019 at 1:50 AM.

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    You know how sometimes a guy might trip then accidentally feel a girl's chest up? Well, if she says "Are you going to finish what you started?", is that more likely an invitation to continue or sarcasm? If it is the latter, then apologize and get out of that situation. If it is the former, provided she is of sound mind when making such a declaration that is done out of free will, your choice on whether or not you take her up on her "offer".
     
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    I'd just apologize and insult her for being into beastiality
     
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    That's a dangerous game to play.... I'm in.
     
    ArianDruj, Dec 3, 2019 at 2:20 AM
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    Pretty sure if she says that, she didn't hate you. So yeah, go for it.
     
    akhdanp1234, Dec 3, 2019 at 2:24 AM
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    What if she demanded your owner to have you castrated?

    R.I.P Junior. :blobsalute:
     
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    Bitty Kitty, Dec 3, 2019 at 2:43 AM
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    Over my dead body if someone is going castrate hairy Kadmos, Jr. NamGi. I know you are a dog but I doubt you have that much style!
     
    Kadmos1, Dec 3, 2019 at 4:07 AM
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    *pulls out laser pointer* :ROFLMAO:

    Random act of Padoru!:ROFLMAO:
     
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    Bitty Kitty follows the laser dot diligently, forgetting the stinky catfish.
     
    Bitty Kitty, Dec 3, 2019 at 4:52 AM
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    So much for our Hidden Overlords...even Space Kitty isn’t immune to laser pointer.:ROFLMAO:

    In case you guys didn’t notice from her avatar, Bitty is a Space Kitty. Cover your butts lest she probes you...:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Bitty Kitty blinks and wonders @userunfriendly unhealthy interest in butts and probes.
     
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    Excellent! You’ve leveled up your sarcasm! (y)
     
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    Bitty Kitty licks her paw and you can swear she is pouting.
     
    Bitty Kitty, Dec 3, 2019 at 5:56 AM
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    But cats, especially Space Kitties are supposed to be sarcastic and snide...looking down at us “superior” humans...:ROFLMAO:

    Then using devastating wit to put us in our place...:eek:
     
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    Bitty Kitty is not a space kitty!
     
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    *check avatar* :rolleyes:
     
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    Doesn't happen in real life.
    Accidentally grabbing a lady's butt on the bus or train is more plausible
     
    Wujigege, Dec 3, 2019 at 6:28 AM
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    Not really into physical needs anymore. Since I've ascended to the status of The Trash Man, Lord of Degenerates I know longer need ladies nor men.

    But if she had thicc thighs its a different story.
     
    Mnotia, Dec 3, 2019 at 6:43 AM
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    :facepalm::ROFLMAO:
     
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