You're banned.

You're banned for earning too much.

 

you're banned for checking on how much others earn

 

You’re banned for thinking I stalk people.

 

you're banned for assuming I think at all.

 

You're banned for implying you don't exist.

 

You're banned for having an emoji with your name.

 

you're banned for being too bored and not dreaming enough

 

You're banned for getting me wrong.

 

you're banned for not being clear and advertising yourself better.

 

You're banned for being curious.

 

You’re banned because satisfaction brought it back.

 

you're banned because there was no guarantee included.

 

You're banned for thinking there was a guarantee in the first place.

 

you're banned for not honorably standing behind your work.

 

You're banned because I'm currently a ninja, honor doesn't exist in my vocabulary.

 

you're banned for being a wayward ninja!!

 

You're banned for making think of the song 'Carry On My Wayward Son'!

 

you're banned for not singing such an awesome song at the top of your lungs

 

You're banned because I just did like, thirty minutes ago.

 

hah? youre banned for being too awesome - get thee gone!