Hello nuffies I mean hello nuffians ! Welcome to the Tiger edition of the 7 question interview series.
Today's guest is @Tilgarial the resident grandpa tiger with pretty blue eyes and avid mafia player. Look at that fur , look at those lines , look at those soft paws
Let's not let our readers wait and start
- Start Interview -
May I have a confirmation that this is fully consensual first ?
Tilg - " ...this is consent, yes, but if it's something weird, I might claim my right to silence! "
Claiming your right to silence ? there must be something fishy here
q1 : As a Tiger ? Do you consider other smaller and bigger cats your relatives ? Do you see small cats as prey ?
Tilg - " hunting cattos down for hugs is a valid strategy! "
Hug Hug ? So you do not eat cats !
q2 : What is your favourite pass time and how did you get into it ?
Tilg - " Sleeping, I was born and didn't like it "
Hmm , favourite hobby is sleeping but doesn't like it ?
q3 :What are the dis and advantages of being a tiger ?
Tolg -
disadvantages: no thmbs
advantages: fluffy & cute
No thumbs *rolf* wait cats don't have any either
Yes Tilg is very cute grampa
q4 : How good are your relationships with other animals in the kingdom of NUF ?
Tilg - " I'd say good with the ones still around! the ones I said I'd eat, aren't around anymore and don't count! "
So you do eat other nuffians ...
q5 : I have noticed that there are a few corpses that claim they were attacked by you , what do you have to say ?
Tilg - " There are no corpses that are able to claim that legitimately left, I'd say "
... So there were corpses ?
q6 : Would you call yourself a fashionable tiger ? Any suits , shoes ?
Tilg - " I am always pretty! "
Of course your the cutest !
*Looks at question sheet* That's about all for today , do you have anything you want to tell the public ?
Tilg - " I'm always innocent, especially when I actually am! "
Thank you for participating ! Here's a cookie ..
q7 : Do tigers steal and eat cookies ?
Tilg - " nope, theft is bad! be a good tiger and beg with cuteness properly! "
*noms cookie*
Bet that you get a lot of cookies ,
- Conclusion -
That's all for today's special issue of 7 question interview ! See you next time
https://forum.novelupdates.com/blogs/post-7-question-interview-action-covered-by-lissi.5817/
1st edition - interview of @GonZ555 by @Lissi
2nd edition- interview of @Svalinn by @Glass Shard
3rd edition - interview of @Bad Storm by @Blitz
4th edition - interview of @Ash_Kira by @Giratina
5th edition - interview of @Tilgarial by @ReaderReader
7 Questions Interview - Tiger Edition
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