7 Questions Interview - Tiger Edition

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Hello nuffies I mean hello nuffians ! Welcome to the Tiger edition of the 7 question interview series.

Today's guest is @Tilgarial the resident grandpa tiger with pretty blue eyes and avid mafia player. Look at that fur , look at those lines , look at those soft paws :blobnosebleed:
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Let's not let our readers wait and start :blobsip:
- Start Interview -
May I have a confirmation that this is fully consensual first ?
Tilg - " ...this is consent, yes, but if it's something weird, I might claim my right to silence! "
Claiming your right to silence ? there must be something fishy here :hmm:


q1 : As a Tiger ? Do you consider other smaller and bigger cats your relatives ? Do you see small cats as prey ?
Tilg - " hunting cattos down for hugs is a valid strategy! "
Hug Hug ?:blobReach: So you do not eat cats !

q2 : What is your favourite pass time and how did you get into it ?
Tilg - " Sleeping, I was born and didn't like it "
Hmm , favourite hobby is sleeping but doesn't like it ? :blobwoah:


q3 :What are the dis and advantages of being a tiger ?
Tolg -
disadvantages: no thmbs
advantages: fluffy & cute
No thumbs *rolf* wait cats don't have any either :bloboh:
Yes Tilg is very cute grampa ::bloblove::

q4 : How good are your relationships with other animals in the kingdom of NUF ?
Tilg - " I'd say good with the ones still around! the ones I said I'd eat, aren't around anymore and don't count! "
So you do eat other nuffians ... :blobastonished:


q5 : I have noticed that there are a few corpses that claim they were attacked by you , what do you have to say ?
Tilg - " There are no corpses that are able to claim that legitimately left, I'd say "
... So there were corpses ? :blobsweat_2:


q6 : Would you call yourself a fashionable tiger ? Any suits , shoes ?
Tilg - " I am always pretty! "
Of course your the cutest :bloblove: !

*Looks at question sheet* That's about all for today , do you have anything you want to tell the public ?
Tilg - " I'm always innocent, especially when I actually am! "

Thank you for participating ! Here's a cookie :cookie:..
q7 : Do tigers steal and eat cookies ?


Tilg - " nope, theft is bad! be a good tiger and beg with cuteness properly! "
*noms cookie*
Bet that you get a lot of cookies ,

- Conclusion -
That's all for today's special issue of 7 question interview ! See you next time



Comments

    1. Esha07 Nov 8, 2022
    2. Tilgarial Nov 7, 2022
      I'm innocent! *proud*
      I'm innocent till I redefine what innocent means!!
    3. hypersniper159 Nov 7, 2022
      7 question interview
      Ask 8 questions
    4. GonZ555 Nov 7, 2022
      Hmmm.. time to marinate tiltil again~
    5. Esha07 Nov 7, 2022
      Hunny no wonder ! Has he been always like this?
      *Noms the cookies you gave the tiger*
      Glass Shard and Tilgarial like this.
    6. Glass Shard Nov 7, 2022
      @Honey he doesnt and that is his trick!
      Tilgarial and ReaderReader like this.
    7. Esha07 Nov 7, 2022
      Stinky cat doesn't look that innocent tho~
    8. Glass Shard Nov 7, 2022
      Oops. Couldnt hide my curiosity and read it!
      It was wonderful!
      *gives @Mr.Cute Tiger cookies*
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