Novel Forest of puns short story.(ch.1-05)

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  1. Donutmindme

    Donutmindme [dounut][Zodiac:Golden snake][PROcracinator]

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    This all came to me when I was in the mini-game da pun life.

    Inspiration can come from anywhere.
    So I thought I might continue the story here. I thought it was fun writing it. So I hope you guys enjoy this.
    Forest of Puns.
    Synopsis:
    “You're in a forest, but it's no ordinary forest. It's forest where puns are made. And you find yourself self here. I welcome you to the forest of puns. I do hope you enjoy your stay here. Where you will encompass the joys or death or puns.”

    Haz, the now stranded, needs to make the choice of what to do. He wants to leave the forest, but doesn’t know how.

    Genres: Isekai, Puns, fantasy.

    TABLE OF CONTENTS.
    Day 1.

    THE FOREST OF PUNS~
    When you’re in the middle of a forest and ya try to think of puns.
    But all puns leafs you, and can’t branch out to you. All thoughts leaping away before can muster up a pun. Your face starts to rain because you can’t think of any puns. It’s a sad punishment, for you. Because now you can’t leave this forest until you tell the forest a pun. The creatures of the forest are waiting in anticipation for your pun so you can leave their territory. You just have to bear with this situation, or else they will eat you. I know given the situation it’s not berry funny to be making puns when you’re about to die.

    Welcome to the forest of puns~ I do hope you enjoy your stay here. Where you’ll encompass the joys or death of puns.
    In a state of panic you ask the birds to help you. “Oh birds can you tweet me a pun?”
    The birds look at each other and fly away. Because they didn’t say anything and flew away you became dejected. Then you go and ask the squirrels in the trees.
    “Little squirrels can you help me? Because I can’t do this. Or I’ll go nuts.”
    The two squirrels chatted amongst themselves and leaft the area.
    You began to wonder if the animals hate you something, and become even more dejected. Yet, you still continue to ask the animals.
    You muster up what little courage you have and walk over to the beavers.
    “I know I need to be a beleaver to ask of your help.” This time they didn’t leave like the others, but did responded to you.
    “If you’re a believer then behave like one.” As soon as one said that, they all left.
    Now you become confused to what they had said, and just continue forward.

    Next you go over to the bees that are buzzing around their hive.
    “Can you bees please help me? When we’re done we can do a hive five.”
    You start backing from them because bees give you hives & and goosebumps when near. The bee all buzz around frantically, and start chasing you as their response. You immediately ran out the area and continue running until there is a river, or pond. Once you saw the pond. You leaped into it escaping the stings of the Bees. You groan and become upset that your clothes are wet.

    You collect wood, and stones to make a campfire. Once you made a fire you take off you clothes except the underwear. You let you clothes dry and, sit in front of the fire thinking of ways to ask others. You want to get out of this forest, but can’t understand why the animals aren’t helping you. Especially why some chase, while others will leave immediately, and and only a few, rarely, give feedback to you.
    CH.2
    CH.3
    CH.4
    CH.5
    Day 2.
    This is a story purely run on puns. So if that’s not your taste then you you don’t have to read.
    EDIT: The Second half I added idioms~ hehe.
     
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  2. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    The forest of puns gave me wood :blobpeek:
     
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    RayPeest Diligently Distracted Beddhist

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    It made me feel green.
     
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  4. Nicolas

    Nicolas Well-Known Member

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    Very punny
     
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  5. Frk Brise

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    Should we just grow up?
     
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    Donutmindme [dounut][Zodiac:Golden snake][PROcracinator]

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    Yes. you guys should jus continue to give me ideas. (•̀⌄•́)
     
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    Well I can't quite see the forest for all those trees... maybe I should just keep off the sprouting before I see a clear example :p
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I was thinking of turning over a new leaf. :blobsleepless:
     
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    Careful you don't flutter in the wind...
     
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    Right, I've found a place to cheat now!!!! *Proud of myself*
    Drumroll please... Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnd! (spotlight on me and I strike a pose) Tadaaaaaaaaa~

    http://punpedia.org/tree-puns/
     
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    Oak-key
     
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    Donutmindme [dounut][Zodiac:Golden snake][PROcracinator]

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    Well aren’t you being helpful. What a great human being you are.
     
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    mourning wood? :blobpeek:
     
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    Sorry bud, but
    24x8nh.jpg
     
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    Anyone's got anythin' in-tree-sting? Cause I'm out of ideas that doesn't suck... (it was too much effort to cheat after all...)

    (Leans back in my seat with the back of my hand on my forehead)
    "What is a girl to do!" *Being overly dramatic* :p
     
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    Arcadia Blade 《Lazy Writer》

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    This is just plain. Why's there no flowers in the forest? This only smells of wood and saps...
     
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    Willheim Sometimes here, sometimes not

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    Sorry if my puns are a bit mains-tree-m
     
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    Donutmindme [dounut][Zodiac:Golden snake][PROcracinator]

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    If you guys are on safari highlight the story and click the speak button. It’s sounds so weird when Siri is reading this.
    Don’t worry all pun are whale-come here.
     
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    RayPeest Diligently Distracted Beddhist

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    Even puns about seamen?
     
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    Donutmindme [dounut][Zodiac:Golden snake][PROcracinator]

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    Yes, I don’t sea why not.