[Poll] Would you or your spouse give birth?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lychee, Nov 12, 2019.

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Would you prefer that you or your spouse give childbirth?

  1. I'm male - I would prefer to give birth

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. I'm male - I would prefer my spouse to give birth

    24 vote(s)
    32.4%
  3. I'm male - We would adopt

    3 vote(s)
    4.1%
  4. I'm male - Don't want babies

    10 vote(s)
    13.5%
  5. I'm male - I'm unsure

    6 vote(s)
    8.1%
  6. I'm female - I would prefer to give birth

    5 vote(s)
    6.8%
  7. I'm female - I would prefer my spouse to give birth

    8 vote(s)
    10.8%
  8. I'm female - We would adopt

    1 vote(s)
    1.4%
  9. I'm female - Don't want babies

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. I'm female - I'm unsure

    6 vote(s)
    8.1%
  11. I'm not interested in marriage/relationships

    10 vote(s)
    13.5%
  12. I do not wish to answer

    1 vote(s)
    1.4%
  1. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    So apparently the last poll was kind of a fail, but I can't rest until the mpreg issue is fully resolved! :blobtriumph::blobtriumph::blobtriumph:

    Okay, so in this version, you were isekai'd to another universe where both men and women have the capacity to become pregnant and give birth. If you are curious how, assume that this occurs through seahorse-style biology.

    Your biology was altered by a Celestial during the transmigration, so you are definitely able to give birth regardless of your gender.

    In this world, it is equally safe, equally difficult, and equally painful for either the man or woman to give birth. Culturally, it is acceptable for either party of the couple to carry a child to term, the result/outcome for the child is the same, and the number of men vs. women who give birth is roughly 50-50%.

    Assume that the side effects and risks for childbirth are equivalent for both sexes.

    The main reason why a man vs. woman choose to carry the baby depends on which party has higher pain tolerance. The party who doesn't undergo the childbirth is often teased by friends/society/comedians for being a "wimp", but it isn't meant seriously and it's just a playful joke/trope.

    Assume that you have a spouse and you are planning to have kids.
    1. Would you or your spouse volunteer to give birth?

    2. How is your pain tolerance?


    3. Suppose that the party who gives childbirth will inevitably end up having a closer bond to the infant baby afterwards. Would this influence your desire/repulsion towards having the baby?

    4. Would you want you or your spouse to play a bigger role in taking care of an infant? Or equivalent?
     
  2. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    Bold of you to assume I even want a kid.
     
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  3. Sheri_Yui_Chan

    Sheri_Yui_Chan A glutton for food and novels [fujoshi]

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    @lychee sama
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  4. Tilgarial

    Tilgarial [Domesticated Tiger]

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    This.
    I'd be totally aiming for a double pregnancy.
    Totally possible to go for siblings that arent twins but the same age.
    I'd do it just for the heck of it.
     
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  5. Sheri_Yui_Chan

    Sheri_Yui_Chan A glutton for food and novels [fujoshi]

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    On ther side as I am girl I really am unsure how to answer , I do know one thing That I am sure of some gay [lgbtq] couple wish to have children or like maybe adopt them in their case such a situation is favorable for them I guess.
     
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  6. lychee

    lychee [- slightly morbid fruit -] ❀[ 恋爱? ]❀

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    I love you so much Tilga-sensei!! I love you! I love you!!!!!!!!
     
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    otaku31 Well-Known Member

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    Not l... I identify as human male, not seahorse. :blobpeek:
     
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  8. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    Degenerates united
     
  9. Tilgarial

    Tilgarial [Domesticated Tiger]

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    *laughs*
    Why have one spouse go through all that stuff, when it can be both!
    Bring each other chocolate!
    *laughs*
     
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  10. Tilgarial

    Tilgarial [Domesticated Tiger]

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    I claim chaos!
     
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  11. Draakon

    Draakon Well-Known Member

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    That is stupid, because you both will be out of commission for last two months and hate each other for last four.

    Also, from a biological standpoint you are not a male species if you are able to give birth. I don't know how such metamorphns properly called in English.
     
  12. BigBadBoi

    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    I'll just marry a masochist then
     
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  13. Tilgarial

    Tilgarial [Domesticated Tiger]

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    Perfect
     
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    izznis Well-Known Member

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    Tbh, if that's how the world is.. i would prefer us taking turns.
    We'll decide on the first child by whoever is ready and the next child would be the other partner's turn lol.

    If the pole has "I'm female - I prefer taking turns with my spouse." I would choose that:cookie:
     
  15. Ogami-kun

    Ogami-kun 『Blue Shadow ensnaring demons』『FA sect disciple』

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  16. Mr_Magika

    Mr_Magika Definitely not a lolicon

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    You assume I'm able to have a spouse in the first place
     
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  17. icerror

    icerror Well-Known Member

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    Okay, being a wimp for me. No amount of peer pressure in the world is enough to get me peeing out a child-size kidney stone.
     
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    Deadmantellnotales Well-Known Member

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    Isn't giving birth is painfull?
    I heard it pain as much as getting kicked on balls.
    And how the hell do you get pregnated yourself?
    Are you gonna be gay(no offence to gay people), or you gonna put your dick into your yaoi hole?
    By the way that seahorse theory don't even work on even. If a god change your biology in that way, you can't even call youself human.
     
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  19. Ddraig

    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Now take your vows, kiss and hold hands.
     
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    Madoqua Well-Known Member

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    Too many children are in need for adoption, plus I got an autoimmune disease that I don't wanna pass onto my children. For me adoption is the answer :)
     
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